يه مقدار sms و offline

اين رفقاي که ما بشون عادت کرديم بعضي وقتا يا مخشون يه نمه پاره سنگ ور ميداره يا دارند يواش يواش از حيف نون بودن در مياند اينو از sms يا offline گذاشتنشون فهميدم. -----------------------------------------sms

• Elate shoyoe Vaba dar Tehran va shahrestanhaye atraf kashf shod: jorab Ahmadi nejad dar sade karajj.

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• farghe ahmadi nejad ba baghye raees jomhoraye ghabli chie? farghesh to ine ke ghablia ba aba omadan vali in yeki ba vaba omad

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• to zendegi eshtebah nakon age eshtebah kardi eteraf nakon age eteraf kardi eltemas nakon age eltemas kardi zendegi nakon.

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• dar yek nazarsanji az mardome 2nya yek soal porside shod va natijeye jalebi bedast amad az in gharar...soal aghideye khodetoono rajebe rahehale kamboode ghaza dar keshvarhaye digar sadeghane bayan konid? va kasi javabi nadad chon dar afrigha kasi nemidanest ghaza chiy hast,dar asiya kasi nemidanest rahehal chi hast,dar oroopaye sharghi kasi nemidanest sadeghane yani chi,dar orupaye gharbi kasi nemidanest kambood yani chi,dar amrika kasi nemidanest sayere keshvarha yani chi,dar chin kasi nemidanest aghide yani chi!

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• What is Money? It can buy a house.But not a home. It can buy a clock.But not time. It can buy you a position...But not respect. It can buy you a bed.But not sleep. It can buy you a book.But not knowledge. It can buy you medicine.But not health. It can buy you blood.But not life. So you see money isn't everything.And it often causes pain and suffering. I tell you this because I am your friend.And as your friend I want to take away your pain and suffering!! So send me all your money.And I will suffer for you...Cash only please !

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• emshab 3 bar berin W.C ye bar ghab az sham baraye dafee HAVAJAAAT ye bar bad az shom baraye daf ee MAYE AAT ye bar ghabl az khab baraye dafee JAMEDAT yadetoon nare in karoo yahooo baraye hazfe id haye ezafi kardeeeeee.

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• never kiss a policewoman...she will say stop!! hands up!! . never kiss a doctor,she will say : next please! so always kiss a teacher ... she will say repeat again...!!!

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• dar zadam oo goft janam kisty? goftamash too asheghe man nisty goft na amma bebinam ta be key poshte in dar montazer mieesty

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• life 's nothing without loving. love 's nothing without fucking. fuck 's nothing without sucking.
• fuck is good love is funy. alot of people fuck for money but if u think that fuck is funy,fuck yr self and save yr money.
• dar ardebil be monasebate milade emam ali be kasani ke esmeshon milade jayeze dadan

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• har ja hosin hosin kardand berin, sham midan onja har ja ali ali goftand narin, chon mashin hol midand.

• ahmadi nejad gofte ke man gheymate hame cheezo kam mikonam bejoz labaniat oonam be ehterame 17 milion gavi ke be man ray dadan.

------------------- pesarha az 2 chiz nemitonand begzarand:1. noni ke az tanor dar miyad 2. dokhtari ke az hamom dar miyad.